5 Seconds of Summer - Disconnected (Track by Track) +
Luke, “It’s like a weird thing that girls like us..”
Ashton, “We were really not attractive to girls where we live.” +
Ed… for a 23 year old man, you sure do get pregnant a lot.
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
'do it for the vine'
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Taylor Swift - Leaving her apartment in NYC [04/23]